San Blas to Linton


It's low season in San Blas so it's time to spruce up the old girl. We are off to haul out at Shelter Bay in Colon, Panama. Our fist leg takes us to Linton, about 40 miles from San Blas. The sea state was about one and half meters with ten second swells. It looked like good weather to head over the banks for some fishing. Cath is not a fan of the washing machine effect that can happen over the banks, which meant the presure was on.  About five hours later and lots of course changes (the flippen' birds lie every time) we had ourselves a nice tunny. Sashimi and anchor wine... it was a great way to start our two days in Linton. 


Rickety old light tower in Isla Grande





We needed some Margaritas after that hike up the tower.
Well stocked reggae bar
Holy fishing. 
On our way to the French restaurant. Over the reefs and through the mangroves. 
Maria enjoying some water sports 
Panama transportation. 
On our way to get provisioning, and this isn't even a full bus.



















A look back at Sapzurro, Colombia

Sapzurro Colombia is one of those small, off the beaten path Colombian towns. Literally. 
You used to be able to fly into the neighboring town of Capurgana, but now the airport is shut down and its overgrown runway is being used to graze the only hard working thing in Colombia - donkeys...but that’s’ a whole other story.  So, the only way to get there is by boat or by foot.





Most of the southeast coast of Colombia is very mountainous with rocky shores.  With the Darian mountains as your backdrop, this part of Colombia has a more northern feel, for me anyway.  Some of the bays are small with narrow entrances, so coming into them during the windy season when the seas are big can be a bit hectic.  We have had our full of uncomfortable sailing so we try to select our cruising for optimal comfort.  In August, the sea state is down a bit from the normal 3-4 meters during the windy season, so we thought it would be a good time to explore this area.



Stern tied to tree
Most folks anchor just inside of the bay to port where you use the Mediterranean Mooring technique, meaning you anchor as usual then tie a stern line to shore, in this case, to a palm tree.  This allows your bow to comfortably accept the one to three foot swells that gently make their way into the anchorage.  You are welcome to just anchor and swing about but my guess is that you will get a bit peeved with the occasional bracing of things.  Luckily, Cathy and I had gotten a great deal on a big spool of one inch Samson Braid (we paid about $0.15 a foot from a shady guy, and no, we won’t tell you more on that one!)  It has come in quite handy, and we used about half of it to tie to the palm tree that was 250 feet from the stern.  


As we came ashore, an older lady comes over.  It is embarrassing that even after all this time our Spanish is still on the Kindergarten level.   But what we do get out of the conversation is which is the best tree to tie to and we think she also wants clothes.   With Joana squared away, we gather
Lush jungle backdrop
 some old t-shirts and shorts to give to the lady and dingy them in. She sort of gives us a funny look says “is that it?”   We say “uh, yeah” and hand over the small bag of clothes.  We are a bit turned off, thinking one can never give enough. 


Grumbling, we head back to the boat.  We sit back surrounded by beautiful lush green mountains
 with a cocktail in hand and enjoyed the evening sounds of howler monkeys, parrots, and local Colombian music. 




The morning brought that great deep earth smell a sailor misses at times.







Most of the local town docks along the coast are just dilapidated wood or bamboo but Sapzurro has a nice concrete peer, with the Colombian navy there to greet you with a smiling face and a “Buenos dias”. As we found out you, must take a fifteen minute launcha ride to Capurgana to stamp your passport.  There are no port captains this far south so you are only able to clear yourself in and wait to clear the boat in Cartagena.  If the sea state is up, the trip to Capurgana can be quite an entertaining ride.









Niko meets pig
As for Sapzurro, there are cute little paved streets, lots of restaurants and a few bars. Most of the bars and restaurants are the locals’ houses, but don't be put off by this, as you will find some of the best food and drink this way.  With wild chickens and pigs running freely (Niko found out which ones not to mess with) Sapzurro has all the charms of a great South American beach town. 










Going to La Miel
We asked one of the Colombian military where the trial is to La Miel, which is on the Panama side.   He was happy to be able to practice his English as he lead us to the trail head, telling us how much he loved Niko.   We made our way up the mountain, ok, “hill”.   Even if it was just a hill, we were spent. 











Passport Check
There were two palm huts at the top, one Colombian and the other Panamanian. What a site!   AK47’s leaning up against the bamboo and a guard reading a People magazine.  We walk up, hand over our passports, and with ease we are on our way down the mountain to Panama.   What we find is a great beach and a duty free store. Our bags were a bit heavier on the hike back with a lot of clanking to be heard. The guards didn't even bother with us this time around.  My guess is the 35 minute resting period last time due to the “mountain” gave us enough time to be remembered.  








Rest time at the top
On our way back, the evening showers decided to grace us. As we were enjoying the cool down we failed to realize that the trail had now become a river.  I swear I saw a family of working ants rafting down the hill on a large leaf.  It became the most challenging slip and slide ever.  Muddy and exhausted, we decided our next trip to La Miel would be by dingy.









Birthday hike
The next morning was my birthday so we planned a day of non-stop adventure. We started with a hike along the coast to the next bay. The views were absolutely beautiful overlooking the ocean.  With jagged rocks below and few spots where there seemed to be no path at all, the trail is for sure not for the weak of heart.  We trudged along, sometimes having to white-knuckle a thin rope tied to some questionable roots.  We were feeling proud that we made it down with no incident, when out of the woods up trots at least a 76 year old  little Colombian man, scampering up the ledge without even a grab to the rope.  With that, we humbly dusted ourselves off and kept on trucking.  As we continued, we found out there were quite a few folks living way out here…maybe due to the beautiful views, and prime drug running territory.  It’s okay - they say the FARC (aka bad people) haven’t been here since 1995, but we admit it’s hard not to think about if there is still FARC watching you.




We make our way back, stopping at the local waterfall, a beautiful spot to shower off after a long hike.  As we walk back to town, we pass by the back of the old lady’s house who we met when we first got here.  We could hear a laundry machine going and lots of clean cloths hanging.  Cath turns to me and at the same moment we both realize that the lady had been asking if we had any clothes that needed washing.  We weren't sure but we were feeling a bit sheepish. 




Beer Time!
We thought it best to make our way to town and relax with a cold beer outside a little blue house.  The owner had given us lawn chairs with the legs cut.  Now sporting the low rider style, we cracked our Aguilas and enjoyed the local happenings on the dock.  The trading boats were in, so time for the locals to shop.  After a while, we decided to go to the local restaurant for a birthday dinner.  We discovered that a bottle of wine must be a new thing for them since Cath had to demonstrate how to use a corkscrew.   Don’t let that deter you from eating out as we had the best fried red snapper ever. 







The next morning, coffee was accompanied by delightful jungle sounds and yes, as we feared, the local laundry lady was waving at us from the beach.  Even if we could we would have been too ashamed to tell her our story, so we swallowed our pride and paid our 1900  pesos (equivalent to $ 1.90). We headed back to Joana to finish our coffee and listened to the laundry lady shuffle her basket together and truck down the path with purpose,  yelling “venga,  venga” to her son who was stumbling at her heels trying ever so hard to keep her pace.   And as for our second hand clothes?   Well, they are clean and ready for the next in need. 


Beach time
Keeping the beach under control
Launcha to Capurgana

Checking out the surf
Jungle hike (in flip flops)
Hiking in the rain
Love duty-free
More wildlife

Replenishing the Beer Kitty

It is the question everyone wants to ask and most have the manners not to…how can you afford to sail to exotic countries and lounge on beaches that should be on postcards year after year without working?  Everyone knows that the cruising life is all about sailing a little then relaxing in the hammock, reading a book in the shade while drinking rum punches, right?  Well, the dirty little secret is that we do work.  


A Relaxed Guest
As most of you are aware, we do charter Joana here in the San Blas as well as we offer special trips to Sapzurro, Colombia as well as to Cartagena, Colombia.  We are available for charters as short as two days to as long as one wants to deal with us.   Our charters are all-inclusive and include three meals a day, a snack or two or three and your fill of beer, wine or rum, within reason, of course.  We love to spearfish so expect fresh fish, lobster, crab or conch during your visit.  We also love our water toys and have two stand-up paddle boards, a surf board and a 14 foot Laser (small sailboat) to play with.  We also love to relax, especially in hammocks on the islands in the shade drinking rum punches!  Email us at sailjoana@gmail.com for more info.


Okay, enough of the shameless advertising!  Chartering is only one way that we keep our kitty going.  The other is welding.  Welding?  Girls can weld?  Well, at least one girl on this boat can weld, and that would not be me, which is why this is my favorite source of income because it means I do nothing except maybe hold a part or two while Maria works away.  We have both a TIG and a MIG on board as well as a very large cylinder of Argon gas, which for all you non-welders, means that we can weld steel, stainless steel and aluminum.  So, basically, we are a floating welding shop out here in the middle of nowhere. 


Cleaned and Ready for Welding
How does this all work, you ask?  The easiest way is for our customers to take the broken part off of whatever it is attached to and Maria will clean it up and weld it back together in our engine room.  It is a messy, hot and loud process as the generator has to be running to power the welder.  


Grinding in the Engine Room



First, Maria takes the grinder to the part to get all the corrosion off of it and make it nice and clean and shiny.  Then she usually has to put the part in the vice and using a variety to tools, bend it or hit it back into place, as most of these parts have broken because they have been put under unnatural stress.  





Welding in the Engine Room
Then she gets in her welding gear (jacket to protect from burns, gloves and welding helmet and of course the proper footwear…flip flops… so as not to get bits of steel in the bottom of her feet)  and welds away.  I am very careful not to look into the blinding light of the welder so I usually find it safest to shut Maria in the engine room behind closed doors and put my head in a book.  It also helps block out the inevitable cursing that goes on behind the closed door. 









Rafting Up
Once the welding has been completed, Maria then has to take a few different grades of sand paper to the part to polish it up.  First I become the bartender and get her a cocktail and I then become quality control, take a look at it and always declare it perfect.  We then dingy the part back to the satisfied customer on their boat, get paid and voilĂ , the beer kitty is replenished. 








On some occasions, it is impossible for the broken part to be removed.  No worries – Joana is a very large steel boat and can handle other boats rafting up to us.  Usually we wait for a day without much wind and a calm anchorage and then invite the other boat to come alongside and tie to us.  With the other sailors looking on in awe, Maria goes about welding on their boat, whether it be on the deck or aloft in the rigging. 





 Now that the mystery has been revealed, we expect to see more people out here on boats living the good life.  All you need are a few spare bunks, a good cook, some rum and a welder.

When Friends Visit

AirPanama 6-Seater
Weighing the Luggage
We love it when friends come to visit us down here in Paradise, especially when our friends come from cold places.  This past week we were lucky enough to have Frank (who we sailed around the world with on the Picton Castle), Suzanne and Alex come down to thaw out from the New York winter.  They arrived via a white knuckle airplane ride into Nargana.  






The Airport "Gate"
Before they came, Frank asked how they would find us outside the airport.  I told him not to worry, that we would find him.  Little did they know that the airport in Nargana  is just a pot-holed concrete slab on a small island.  There is a small shack and an outhouse.  When you leave, they weigh your bags on a meat hook.  We anchor just beyond the “airstrip” and as soon as we see the plane dodge the many masts in the harbor, we hop in the dingy and make our way to the dingy dock, hop out barefooted, walk up the dirt path to the plane and greet them as they step out of the tiny tin box.  I am pretty sure there are not real seats but rather bus seats with some seat belts attached to them.  When my Dad flew out, he told me that just before they took off, one of the passengers noticed the door where the luggage was stowed was open and told the pilot.  The pilot just shrugged and took off anyway – flying the 30 minutes to Panama City with the cargo door open the whole way!  But don’t worry, I am told flying is safer than driving.




Mola Lisa Showing Off Her Goods
Anyway, the pastey white travelers got here safe and sound and we spent the next week taking them around our idea of Paradise.  We sailed over to the “Pool”, so named because one part of the anchorage is shallow and then there is a large drop off, so the color of the water changes from a clear green in the shallow end to a deep blue in the deep end. 


Let Sleeping Sharks Lie




Frank and Suzanne in the Central Holendays

    Lisa, the famous Mola maker came by in her Ulu (dugout canoe), came on board to display her Molas  and Suzanne and Alex each got a few as souvenirs.  We took them to the Central Holendays (where no one goes) and anchored behind a reef  where the gentle roar of the ocean never stops.  We went snorkeling and spied on a sleeping nurse shark, making sure not to disturb it too much. 






Disneydup
We took them to our favorite island nicknamed “Disneydup”.  All of the names of the islands in San Blas end in “dup”. 















Hammock Camp
 We set up a hammock camp on the island, cooked a rotisserie chicken over the fire, drank beer, roasted marshmallows and chilled out.  We got up the next day and repeated, except for the chicken part.  This time we made ceviche and maybe a hot dog or something for Frank.  When not on the island, the day was spent sprawled out on the lounge sleeping, in the cockpit reading, down below playing cards or just telling stories and laughing.  A lot. 







The Brunch that Accompanied the Bloodies

Bloody Mary Beach Brunch
After we had our fill of Disneydup, we boogied over to the West Cocos (about a mile away) where we had a Bloody Mary brunch on the beach (fried eggs, bacon and hash browns cooked on the cast iron skillet over the fire).  










Tropical Yoga
Alex and Suzanne were actually productive and got in a little yoga on the beach – after a few bloodies, of course!  Even Niko tried to participate in the action. 


Suzanne Sporting the Wasalladup Swimsuit









We then made our way over to Wasalladup (a picture perfect tiny island that we had all to ourselves) and had a swim floatie party in the crystal clear water.  


Alba Marina's "Restaurant"
We then had to sadly make our way back to Nargara for the last super which entailed going to our favorite “restaurant” in Nargana.  It is Alba Marina’s (a Kuna woman) hut where she makes the best friend chicken and french fries and has the coldest $1 beers on the island.  Before we went to dinner, we took went on a dingy ride up the Rio Diablo where we swam in fresh water and took a nice long bath!  The next morning our now tanned friends got back in the tin can and took off for Panama City and then on to NYC, where another snow storm was rumored to be waiting.  




Beach Time


More Tropical Yoga
Niko Demonstrates Downward Dog


Swim Floatie Party
Palm Tree Posing

Digny Cruising

Suzanne Watching TV Kuna Style
Suzanne and Alex Chilling Out
Going Up the Rio Diablo